Sooo I saw John Mulaney on Sunday

The best part of the show was during the first joke he gets really loud then noticed there was a dog in the front row and he then spent the next three minutes apologizing for scaring the dog and asking for the dogs name (it was Blanket btw) and trying to promise to be quieter and not swear for the dogs sake before realizing he couldn’t do that since his whole show revolves around loud noises.

He then struts across the stage to the the other front section and says they aren’t as fun because they don’t have a dog only for a girl in the fourth row to tell him that they did. He froze asked where in a really quiet voice and she pointed to the couple in front of her that low and behold had a Golden at their side named Horton.

He kept going back to the dogs every third joke or so and told us after seeing Horton and Blanket he seriously thought of having a Dogs only show sometime.

me posting about shit NO ONE fucking cares about besides me

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

Favourite Tropes #137: the hero who’s been through so much inexplicable nonsense that they’re impenetrably jaded, except instead of being grumpy and cynical they’re just sort of amiably cheerful about it all. Like, the universe has just turned itself inside-out, and they’re all: “Right… I guess it’s that time again. Could be worse, I suppose - at least this time I’m wearing pants!“

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

who among us has not wanted to stride down a big hallway in a fancy period gown yelling “fuck fuck fuck”