Tea and Knickers for the Vicar — ATTENTION TUMBLR. THIS IS A HOGNOSED SNAKE.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-regincredible

ATTENTION TUMBLR. THIS IS A HOGNOSED SNAKE.

goatfacin

aka the most precious thing to ever exist. It doesn’t bite. It doesn’t even show it’s fangs, even when severelly aggressed. Instead, it rolls over

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sticks its tongue out

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and plays dead.

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That is all.

deloreantardis

No, I was wrong. THIS is my patronus.